Ruler Land is a location and song in JumpStart Preschool (1998). It is a place that the player can take a magical train ride to.
The song also appears in JumpStart Jukebox.
Features and Stamp[]
Ruler Land has a large castle with a throne. There are many large colorful rulers, some of which form bridges. The king is called the Ruler of Ruler Land. He looks like a blue ruler with arms, legs, and a face. He wears a gold crown and red cape, and he carries a wand.
The stamp that appears in the player's passport after visiting looks like a vertical brown ruler with blue numbers and a crown on top, and two diagonal rulers behind it forming an 'x'.
Song[]
Chorus 1
Oh I’m the ruler of Ruler Land
With oodles of rulers at my command
Those other kings, they love their treasure
But I’m the king who loves to measure
Verse 1
Short things
Like a pollywog
Long things
Like a collie dog
Verse 2
Small things
Like a bumblebee
Tall things
Like a jungle tree
Verse 3
Thin things
Like a slice of bread
Wide things
Like a nice, warm bed
Chorus 2
Yes, I’m the Ruler of Ruler Land
And all my rulers give me a hand
We’ll measure your windows and we’ll measure your wheels
But we just can’t measure how great it feels!